the randomness that makes me whole

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xochiburnss:

2012.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thedailywhat: Chuck & Beans.  

This is a cool blog to follow

lmao. will always think of this when i go to delete an app.

things that made me smile today:

•forgetting my work badge and cell phone upstairs before work when i’m already 10 minutes late today. then getting to work in the shuttle and realizing i left my badge and cell phone in the car at the offsite parking lot. awesome. only me.
•good day at work. no mean customers.
•i’m going to kitchens! there are some good people working at IKEA. five of my managers talked to the kitchens manager about me moving to that department. all completely unrelated and without my knowledge. it was just such a nice gesture.
•colored my hair so no more roots. but i do have a stained mat. which just gives me an excuse to look for something new. :)
•my new perfume shelf! i love perfume and i got this shelf at ikea for 15 bucks. it makes me smile cause it’s just so pretty.

mrdeleon:

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey.  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love, Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son. 

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie

<3 be good to the elderly!